Wedding Planning Advice

The time has come to try on your dress. You’ve been eyeing the poofy, princess number in the bridal-store window for months and now that he’s finally popped the question, you’ve decided to drag your girlfriends down to the shop to watch you try it on. But as you squeeze yourself into the size six, like ground sausage into a plastic casing, you’re beginning to wonder if all those wine-heavy celebratory dinners with friends and family might not have been a poor choice. You want to float down the aisle, not be carted by wheelbarrow! Suddenly, visions of harpoon-toting groomsmen fill your head. As you call for the next size up, knowing your friends are making snide jokes about bon-bons, you determine then and there that you will, by God, get in shape by your wedding day! (more…)